how to kill the darn cockroach

OKAY SO I SHALL GIVE DETAILS OF HOW I KILLED THE COCKROACH AS PROMISED :D
THIS IS FOR PEOPLE WHO NEEDS ADVICE/HELP ON KILLING THE RANDOM COCKROACH WHICH FLIES INTO YOUR HOUSE ON THIS RANDOM NIGHT.
not everything is useful for everyone lah of course! not everyone screams when a cockroach fly into the house..

1. spots the flying thing that flew into the house SUDDENLY. (gets scared and wonders what it is)
2. flying thing lands on the floor and cos it's on its back it's flapping its wings desperately against the floor and making this irritating sound
3. realised it's a flying cockroach(which makes it even more disgusting. cockroaches are alr very disgusting can?)
note: i havent screamed yet cos it was still some distance away from me.
4. SMSed friend who you thought could give you some advice(but didnt help much in the end awww but still thank you claudia hahaha) and SMSed mother(who was busy watching some dunno what concert at suntec) who didnt help AT ALL -.- to ask for advice
5. takes out fly swapper (cos my mother asked me to kill the cockroach with it) but didnt use it in the end. the sight of a squished up dead cockroach is worse than a cockroach that's alive can. and i doubt i can kill it with one hit so i didnt use it
6. takes out the handy dandy insecticide.
7. SPRAYS IT AT THE STUPID COCKROACH.
8. STUPID COCKROACH SENSES THE INSECTICIDE AND HURRIEDLY RUNS AWAY. HAPPENED TO RUN IN MY DIRECTION SO I SCREAMED LAH (like duh right). AND THEN I RAN AWAY.
9. COCKROACH RUNS FROM THE LIVING ROOM TO MY ROOM. you know i stupidly closed the door and thought that the hole below the door is too tiny for it. of course i was wrong lah so it went inside my room thank goodness it didnt touch any of my things or i wont touch that thing ever again.
10. SPRAYS INSECTICIDE AGAIN TO CHASE IT OUT OF MY ROOM.
11. cockroach runs to the area where there's this big table (ie dining room area.. eh im making my house sound so big-.- HAHA IT'S ACTUALLY NOT BIG AT ALL). cos the area is like rectangular so i sprayed its perimeters(imagine :D) BUT it didnt affect the cockroach at all
12. cockroach goes to AREA UNDERNEATH THE SOFA. (clever cockroach knows that i cant aim as well there cos it's under the sofa which means i have to lie flat on the floor or smth and it will be more gross cos if it comes running towards me it will be like so yucky!
13. cockroach runs to area under long curtain (cockroach's damn smart -.-) so cant spray at all!
14. cockroach becomes stupid and goes to area under this side table.
15. SPRAYED THE INSECTICIDE AT IT LIKE CRAZY AND GUESS WHAT!
16. COCKROACH BECOMES WEAKER AND WEAKER.
17.(details not necessary)
18. COCKROACH DIED.
19. takes out broom and dustpan. but because it's just too gross and it's so hard to reach the underneath of the side table with the huge broom, i left it lying there. i know it's disgusting.
20. parents come back home and threw the dead cockroach away!

YAY END OF THE DIY GUIDE ON HOW TO KILL THE DARN COCKROACH! :D

i took pictures of the cockroach okay! wanted to prove how big it was. but not posting it up lah of course! so gross!

OKAY SHALL POST THE NEXT POST NOW. :D